why girls/boys cry??? :(

September 15th, 2007 by jaz100885

Girls cry because :
1. They’re sad.
2. They’re scared.
3. They’re nervous.
4. They’re frustrated.
5. They’re missing someone.
6. They’re alone.
7. They’re PMSing.
8. They’re pregnant.
9. Their heart is broken.
10. They’re in love.
11. Their souls have been torn.
12. They met a boy they can’t have.
13. They fell in love with a boy.
14. They hurt so bad inside.
15. They’re mad.
16. Something bad happend.
17. Just because they feel like
cryinggg.
18. They’re drunk.

BOYS: If any girl you know is crying
and you see them, don’t just stand
there and say you’re sorry. Hold them
and tell them everything will be okay,
even if you have no idea what is wrong
with them. Girls just want to be held
and know that someone cares about them.

Boys cry because :
1. Girls screw them over.
2. They just got hit in the balls.
3. They’re about to die.
4. Their heart is broken.
5. Because they are true men.

GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug
him close and hold him up as he gets
over the pain of getting kicked in the
nuts. Tell him he’s not going to die,
and if he’s crying over a girl, hug
him && kiss him and let him know you
won’t screw him over and break his
heart like the last girl did. Guys
just want to know that girls will beLove
there to support,..

 

Top 10 Signs They’re Interested In You

September 10th, 2007 by jaz100885

Wondering if that particular someone has more than a little friendship in mind? Check out our top ten list of ways people indicate whether they are interested in you or not.

10. They seem interested in anything and everything
         you have to say.

  9. The way they talk to you.

  8. They frequently show public displays of affection.

  7. They frequently try to talk to you.

  6. They compliment you a lot.

  5. They flirt with you.

  4. They ask a lot of questions about you.

  3. They try to spend as much time with you as possible.

  2. They frequently call you.

  1. The way they constantly look at you.

truth about Men/ Women

September 10th, 2007 by jaz100885

The Truth about Men [from a guy's point of view]

1. Malibog. All men have sex in their minds. It’s a universal truth. But to tell you frankly girls, it’s not really our fault. God made us with high testosterone levels and our genes command us to act this way. If this isn’t our natural tendency, then how would the human race procreate? It’s a man’s nature to be "malibog" kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami humingi ng sex. Its our balls that command us, and not our brains.

2. Liars. Dont ask me questions and I won’t tell you lies. This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi namin kayang I-share sa mga gf/asawa namin kaya nakakapagsinungaling kami, kasi pinipilit kaming sumagot sa mga bagay na ayaw naming sagutin. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we lie. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang guys eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang mag-lie. Remember, we value our privacy and would rather lie than sacrifice losing it.

3. I’m the MAN! We must have this feeling that we are in control. Ayaw naming me kumander kami, iyung me nag- cocommand sa amin. (We are open to suggestions, though). And one more thing… if we say that we are not lost, We are not lost! Trust us. Don’t you know that us guys eventually find our way. Girls really don’t realize this but we hate it when our egos are bruised. RESPECT your man. Women take this thing for granted. Alam nyo, pag paulit-ulit nagawa ito ng babae, naghahanap kami ng ibang babae. Why? ‘Cause this is the easiest way for us to boost our egos again.

4. Buddy. We stick with our friends. We must have time with our buddies you know? Its not everyday that only the gf/wife gets our time. We always have the need to do those "boys night out" stuff. The feeling is different when you are with your buddies and when you are with your gf/wife. Babalik rin naman kami sa inyo e. Sigurado yan. Pag hindi kami bumalik…may mali kayo sa # 3. 5. Quiet. Sometimes, we are just plain quiet. This scenario happens all the time: GF/wife asks the bf/husband why he is quiet, the bf/husband says "nothing", then the gf/wife insists there’s something wrong, when there is really not. Tapos, away na. Actually girls, we are not as chatty as you are, even with our buddies. Do you notice that we sometimes just nod at each other and still understand each other? We like being quiet sometimes. That’s just it.

The truth about WOMEN [girl's point of view]

1. Malambing. All women are malambing. It’s a universal truth. But to tell you frankly guys, it’s not really our fault. Kasi u guys sometimes forget to make pansin your gf’s eh… If we are not malambing then how would the human race procreate? It’s a woman’s nature to be "malambing" kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami maging mushy. Do you ever imagine kung puro guys nalang ang mundo! Nothing will ever balance it around. A classic example: Diba pag may nag- susuntukan na 2 guys, pag guys din ang umaawat between them sobrang gusto pang kumawala ng nagaaway na guys… pero pag girl ang umaawat… nag te-tame silang mga guys… Kase women balance the WORLD! That is how God made us…

2. Lovers (sobra!). This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi naming kayang itago. masyado kaming ma- emote. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we literally explode! Madrama kami. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang girls eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang magdrama. Masyado kaming concentrated sa love. Diba…majority of guys are so not into this type, they feel na a man should act like a man! Pero hello…? guys wonder so much kase why girls can hold hands together straight girls, ok!) without feeling insecure but straight men can’t! - WHY??? kase you guys always want to keep your ego oozing out like hell! You should definitely feel us to really know us, y’know!

3. I’m your girl! We must have this feeling that we always have your attention. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Got that?

4. Baby. We want to be treated like a baby. You must have time for us. Wag laging barkada. We always have the need to have those "romantic nights". Its such a different feeling being with your bf. Because we get to cuddle, kiss, hug…. Kase kayong guys always want to have more babies even big, sexy babies!… and you reason out na its human nature for you to procreate???? C’mon!

5. Makulet. We are sumtimes just plain makulet. This scenario happens all the time: GF asks the Bf why he is quiet, the bf says "nothing", then the gf says there’s sumthing wrong, the gf insists that there is sumthing wrong when there is really not until a word war comes out. Pero baket naman nga you cant reason out why you’re so quiet. The world knows guys are one-track-minded daw! Unlike women where we can’t really decide and frequently change our minds at the last minute… then if you say nothing…then why do you act so different! THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING… the trick here guys: just reason out something different from the real reason why you feel that way… y’know! you’re good naman in making excuses eh diba? edi no away na…Actually guys, we are not as lame and quiet as you are, Even with our buddies, can you notice that we sometimes just cant stop talkin? We like chattin even when there’s really nothing to be said… like now. hehe….

Fruity Advice

September 9th, 2007 by jaz100885


KIWI:
Tiny but mighty This is a good source of  potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fibre. Its Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

APPLE:  
An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants and
flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

STRAWBERRY:  
Protective Fruit Strawberries have the highest total
antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessels-clogging free radicals.

ORANGE:  
Sweetest medicine Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.

WATERMELON:   
Coolest Thirst Quencher Composed  of 92% water, it is also
packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps  boost our immune system.  They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C & Potassium.

GUAVA & PAPAYA:   
Top awards for Vitamin C They are the clear winners for
their high Vitamin C content.  Guava is also rich  in  fibre,  which  helps prevent  constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.

THE CORRECT WAY OF EATING FRUITS
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths.  It’s not so easy as you think. It’s important to know how and when to eat. What is the correct way of eating fruits?
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!

FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN IN AN EMPTY STOMACH.
If  you  eat  fruit  like  that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD
Let’s say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so. In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the  fruit comes into
contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.

So please eat your fruits in an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining - every time I eat water-melon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat banana I feel like running to
the toilet etc - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit  in an empty stomach.  The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat!

Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will not happen if you take fruits in an empty stomach.
There is no such thing as some fruits like orange and lemon are acidic because all  fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did a research on this matter.

If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.
When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don’t even drink juice that has been heated up.

Don’t eat cooked fruits because you don’t get the nutrients at all.  You only get to taste.

So stop making ‘goreng pisang’ or ‘durian porridge’ if you want nutrients. Cooking destroys all the vitamins.

But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice.
If you Should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.

You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body.

Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprise when your friends tell you how radiant you look! :]